Maybe I just got tired of their sermons and nagging for me to quit having affairs with other married men. So the other night, when I met with Stephen, my Wednesday triathlon guy from the Parent-Teacher Association in my daughter’s school, I asked him to bring one of his buddies too because I was bringing Vivian along. Among my girl friends she’s the one whom I feel needs a little more attention and I think she’s now ready for some extramarital fun, what with all his husband—the busiest man in the world—always going on multiple business trips every week. She deserves some loving, and afternoon coffees with the ladies won’t suffice much longer. She needs to spend some mature time with a man and she needs it now.

Hence, the secret blind date for her and Stephen’s friend, Carlos. And boy, I never thought a woman’s will can be so easily swayed with just a few shots of Martini. I wasn’t sure if it’s the oysters or Carlos’s charms or maybe Vivian had been indeed a closeted desperate wife, but in just an hour they both clicked and the next thing we knew she was accepting his invite for some “private champagne” back at his place. Naughty girl!

The following day Vivian confirmed my theories and told me everything: from Carlos’s driving style to his wine bottle collection to his kissing style and his favorite position in bed! This is great! You can’t imagine just how proud I am of my friend for finally realizing her needs as a woman and doing something to satisfy them.

Vivian, dear, can I just say: Told you so!

I mean come on, what’s wrong with playing naughty wife and going out with another guy for small fun? Extramarital affairs aren’t taboo, and I’m pretty sure my husband would love to grab another woman’s ass—for starters—from time to time too. Although that doesn’t mean he’s not doing it already with those “overtimes at work” he keeps telling me about, which today normally means “hot secretary”. And to me that’s fine! He still comes home to me and the kids. Family meetings are still scheduled and barbecues are still fun. It’s just that, we’re in that phase where married couples feel a bit tired of the daily scenes. We don’t openly admit it, of course, but that shouldn’t keep us from solving the problem either. Plus, things get worse if one of you—the man, usually—begins to take the other for granted, possibly leading to detachment. But like I said I feel it’s just an episode in our marriage… one that can be aided by entertaining alternative options. We’re still husband and wife, I love him and I love myself too. Hence some extra fun outside home.

No commitments, no hassle, completely discreet fun. Exactly how an affair should be. If you’re going out with an eager husband, then all the better since he would know what to give and what to expect from a woman: a cheating housewife who wants excitement in her life. Cheating husbands always know what to do with sexy hot wives other than their own…

I don’t know about my friends but I will sure have affairs whether they approve it or not. In fact, I’m gonna keep meeting other men and show them just how fun it can be even for just a while. I’m sure those closeted cheating wives will change their minds!